Abominable Advent Calendar Day 13: The Haunting Passion (1983)
Jane Seymour does what she does best—made-for-TV romance—except this time it's a gothic, and she gets steamy with a ghost.
Abominable Advent Calendar Day 12: Split Second (1992)
Behind Abominable Advent Calendar Door 12, grumpy cop Rutger Hauer is annoyed by his new rookie partner, chases aliens through sewers, and is put upon by pigeons.
Abominable Advent Calendar Day 11: The Last Shark (1981)
Imagine if someone tried to remake Jaws, but did it wonderfully, riotously, jaw-droppingly wrong. That's the Last Shark—a near-perfect crapsterpiece.
Abominable Advent Calendar Day 10: Fantasy Mission Force (1983)
Behind Abominable Advent Calendar Door 10, a ragtag bunch of reluctant and ridiculous heroes takes on a dangerous mission to rescue four generals held by the Japanese in Luxemburg during WWII. Naturally they face Amazons, cannibals, and jiangshi. As you do. In Luxemburg.
Abominable Advent Calendar Day 9: Fatal Deviation (1998)
James Bennett, writer and star of Fatal Deviation, can imitate Jean-Claude Van Damme’s famous splits-in-the-doorway move, but his writing and line delivery have all the energy of a plate of cold chips. And that's what makes this movie glorious.
Abominable Advent Calendar Day 8: Zachariah (1971)
Zachariah is an old-west psychedelic rock retelling of Siddhartha. Yeah, you've seen dozens of those, but have you seen one with Don Johnson and a Elvin Jones drum solo?
